Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You've changed since you got that strap on
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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