is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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