Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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