You're my little dorito
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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