"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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