is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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