This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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