i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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