just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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