i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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