How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
True college students do jello shots in the library
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