Non-Jews are for practice
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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