I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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