i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Dignity is for republicans.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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