Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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