Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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