I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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