FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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