No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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