you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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