I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
two words...techno handjob
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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