Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
and you fell through a lawn chair
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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