How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
is wine microwaveable?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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