That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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