dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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