shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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