brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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