i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
last night I used snow as a chaser
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
