He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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