Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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