i would punch a child for taco bell
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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