Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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