I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
wow bdsm is so cute
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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