Someone shit on the floor
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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