conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I am naked and annoyed.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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