ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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