I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
last night I used snow as a chaser
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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