question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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