wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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