i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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