My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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