I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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