You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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