Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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