Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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