what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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