I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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