Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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