About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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