I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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