The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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