It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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